笑话英文短信，搞笑英文短信

 
"""I can't possibly pay you in that time."" ~
Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig ~
""Mr. Clark, I'm afraid I have bad news,"" the doctor told his patient. ""You only have six months to live."" ~
This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! ~
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs~
An elderly gentleman being, one evening, in the company of some persons who were much amused at the witty sayings of a child , said to some one near him, that witty children usually made stupid men. The child heard him and said to him: ""Sir, you were very witty, no doubt when you were young.""~笑话英文短信，搞笑英文短信~
""Okay,"" the doctor said, ""let's make it nine months A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boys efforts for some time, the priest moves closer to the boy's position. He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a sold ring. Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiles benevolently and asks, ""And now what, my little man?"" To which the boy replies, ""Now we run!"" ~
The man sat in stunned silence for the next several minutes. ~
                can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 　~
Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it. ~
Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. ~
Why should I be the only to suffer...?? ~
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z oops! i miss ""U"" A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z ~
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, ""Let me try world peace"". ~
1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U. ~
Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! ~
Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! ~
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. ~
Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,... ~
Can u pronounce good English? Read along: woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, poof, woof, woof, hoof, loof, roof, shoof, Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, poof, woof, woof, hoof, loof, roof, shoof</P~
                u. But, if u stop sending msgs, I'll kill you.~
If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money... wait for your salary.~
If u hide, I'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, I'll search 4 you. If u'll leave, I'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, I'll fight 4 ~
You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.